So. I am guessing that HIS ENTIRE LIFE is not an acceptable answer. In which case:

1. The time he showed up to what was it? SDCC? with a half-shaved head. I spent fives of minutes searching tumblr for pictures of it, because all I heard on twitter was “OMG DID YOU SEE FOOTFACE’S HAIRCUT.”
2. The entirety of his Twilight commentary track
3. Cedric Diggory, because yes. okay. that is fair.
4. When he talked about answering wrong number texts that he accidentally received.
5. “Surely, there’s another way to get the creepy baby out of her stomach.” To which my only reply is, NO ROB, THERE IS NOT. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THE BIRTH SCENE COULD HAVE GONE.