Cordelia Chase | BTVS Seasons 1 - 3 (requested by anon)
”People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she’s trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.”
AU → Ugly Betty + Buffy the Vampire Slayer (requested by verycleanindeed)
Anyanka finds Amanda, angry after being passed up for her dream job at Mode and used by Daniel Meade too many times, in dire need of vengeance. In trying to get the receptionist to wish for anything fun, Anya inadvertently befriends Amanda.
A botched alternate universe and a musical number later, the two women take the fashion magazine and occult retail worlds by storm with great amounts of finesse, class, and charm.
Guys, take a moment to deal with this: we survived.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer → “Graduation Day” (requested by creativityprocess)