So there he was, outnumbered. One man against five. it’s not a fair fight, right? For them. ‘Cause Gunslingin’ Mike had a full load and hands of stone.
AU | Amanda Tanen Sommers in Pawnee (requested by verycleanindeed)
Our favorite compulsive-eating, former Mode receptionist finds herself on the run from an undesirable crowd and seeks refuge at a desk at City Hall in Pawnee, Indiana as Ron Swanson’s new assistant. God help her if anyone from Mode finds out she’s been living in a town where the people wear flats every day, but she isn’t opposed to staying when she finds Leslie Knope’s candy stash, Ron’s ability to sniff out a burger within a 5 mile radius, and her desire to prove that Jerry Gergich is Betty Suarez’s long-lost twin.
He tells them he plays this tough guy killer. Without missing a beat, Briggs goes, “Yeah, the guy he shot was sittin’ on the toilet!” … We all just started calling him Johnny after that, and it stuck.